The Mayor

He welcomes the gathering throng to the village, and reveals that the Queen shall arrive later in the morning.

"The Queen!" I said. "I do hope that she's on her best behavior and doesn't run about acting like some spoiled little princess."

My remark was met with a mixture of snickers and appalled expressions. It was very much like elementary school, where I was on a first name basis with the principal.

Russ. (I thought you'd want to know.)